Medic and Engie main, I often play Soldier and Pyro, too.
I add most people that ask or that I have fun with in-game. But if I don't remember you send a comment first please











You are a serf. ♥♥♥♥♥, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' lord the grain. Your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.

♥♥♥♥♥, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know ♥♥♥♥. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, ♥♥♥♥♥ I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call '♥♥♥♥♥ beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥. People only throw trash in the hole.

You know what you need to eat? You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥' world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to ♥♥♥♥♥♥' end your enemies and...

End. This. Nightmare.

















"I felt like I bumped a Spy there and that was my moment,"