Megan (or Tildy, as she came to be known) was found in a cardboard box in a forest by a family of friendly squirrels. Militaristically minded from an early age, she studied under Lord Heffensqueaker, the distiguished rodent general. At the age of sixteen she was appointed commander-in-chief of the entire squirrel army. Using the unexpectedly brute force of her army, she commandeered a small town in rural Quebec. Currently she bides her time playing video games and drinking ginger ale as she waits for the day she and her army engage in battle again.