Recent reviews by Leon5381

i thought sweden had one of the lowest murder rates. however, i now know that is false info because this game murders me 10 times per stage

10/10 google cliffview simulator

summary of all cars
normal mx5: fun to throw around a tight track, it feels really light
cup mx5: like normal mx5 but 2x better
normal rx-7: jdm for life
tuned rx7: son, whats that machine gun noise (buy it just for that car)
normal toyota supra: great car for a mix of straights and corners
Drift supra: best drift car, good sound and a lot of power
time attack supra: turbo 100%, throttle 100%, not only did you just have an orgasm from that sound, but the engine is also slightly broken because the turbo is too powerful (dont turn it down though)
normal trueno: INISHARUUU DEEEE
dirft trueno: great drift car for starters
nissan 370z: i love it, that v6 roars like a lion
nissan skyline: full throttle, turbo whistle do that till you hit a wall and enjoy

for real tho, this pack is worth the 5 euros, the cars are really amazing

that mc 190 touring car on the nurburgring... then my mom came in, said: whats that bad noise, and i beat her to death with my model 190, dont insult it, its awesome...
(also buy the japenese pack, because the tuned rx7 sounds better and faster than an mg42)

Have i ever told you, the definition of insanity?
the definition of insanity is playing this game over and over again, expecting vaas to finally kill me

10/10 savage bad guy simulator
( vaas is the best character ever)

1: gets some practice
2: downloads a mercedes amg gt mod
3: crashes into a random russian at 250kmh

10/10 would crash an expensive mb again

1: buys this game
2: has a logitech g25
3: goes into an online race on the nurburgring
4: selects lambo gallardo s3 ( extremely upgraded)
5: gets overtaken bij a fiat 500

10/10 would be overtaken by a fiat 500 again

(i am a decent racer now :)

spawns, try to reload, die instantly from a flying robot with a gun
10/10 would be killed by a drone again

1: starts up game
2: buys a car from 2nd hand dealer with 3 wheels
3: spends 30 min fixing it to a drivable car
4: races for 3 hours to make it a really fast car
5: tests it in freedrive
6: crashes it into a tree, engine flew out

10/10 would paul walker a vw polo again

Alt+F4 are now your favorite keys

This is how my first match of duo went:
1: me and my friend land next to a church
2: i find an ar 15 with ammo and my friend finds a shotgun with ammo
3: someone with an axe comes in
4: aim system is so ♥♥♥♥ we both got chopped to bits
5: your team placed 109th

10/10 would get chopped again

Tbh, this is all you hear:

Idi nahui cyka blyat

10/10 would use again for learning russian