did you know that hummingbird H̸̸̴̢̧͠͠҉̴̶̴̡̡̢̕͟͢͟͢͜͠҉̸̨͟͝͞É҉҉̕͘҉̴̶̵̢̢̀̕͢͡͠͞҉̨͜L̷̶̶̷̡̀́͟͜͜͢͠͠͠҉̧̡͢͢͜͝͏̶̵͟͠͏̴Ṕ̴̴̧̛́̕͟͢͜͏̶̸̢̡̨̛͞͠͠͠͝͏̷̧̕͘͠҉̶̴̶̶̴̧̡̢̧̨̧̢̛́̀͜͜͟͝͠͡͡ ͏̡̢́͟͜͢͢͝͡͏͏̵̶̴̴̸̵̧̧̨̧̢̛̀̕͟͜͟͟͟͢͢͟͠͡͡͞M̧̕҉̶̷̧̢̧̛̀͜͝҉̶̶́͢͡͏̨҉̴̷̷̷̢̨̨̧̨̨̧́̕͘͘͟͝͞͞͞͝҉̴̴̴̵̸̧̢́́́͜͢͠͠͝͝҉̶͏̵̨̕̕͢͏̢̡͟҉̸̷̶̴̷̡̡̨̧̡̛̛́̀͘͟͞͝͠͞͡͠͝E

You need therapy buddy, you're gonna rant to the wrong person one day. Just saying.

I can’t believe it’s already Thanksgiving! I do love this holiday, and I love fall, so I’m excited to go back home where the leaves are changing and it’s cold. I’m nervous about bringing Jack home to meet everyone, though! He’s going to be so overwhelmed, but I keep telling him that they’re all going to love him. Which I know they will. I guess I’m most worried about my sister, since she just got divorced. I’m worried she’ll feel lonely the whole weekend and won’t want to hang out with us because she’ll be the only one without a significant other. It almost makes me not want to bring Jack, so I can hang out with my sister the whole time and help her get through this.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions

░░░░███████]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃
▂▄▅█████♥♥♥████▅▄▃▂
I███████████████████]
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 420TH GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT

I can’t believe it’s already Thanksgiving! I do love this holiday, and I love fall, so I’m excited to go back home where the leaves are changing and it’s cold. I’m nervous about bringing Jack home to meet everyone, though! He’s going to be so overwhelmed, but I keep telling him that they’re all going to love him. Which I know they will. I guess I’m most worried about my sister, since she just got divorced. I’m worried she’ll feel lonely the whole weekend and won’t want to hang out with us because she’ll be the only one without a significant other. It almost makes me not want to bring Jack, so I can hang out with my sister the whole time and help her get through this.