Video games are a waste of my life.... good thing I have 2 lives left...

"bro thats just as bad as the boy in the striped yeezy's" -Murphy 2022

Blessed 🙏🏼😔 Sigmar, the world 🌎 drowns 😱🌊 in corruption 🤬😤. Your 👉 empire 👑😎 is aflame 💯 with heresy ⚛. The faithful 🔐❤ perish ☠ and the wicked 😀 multiply 📦. Blessed 🙏 Sigmar, lend 🤙 me your 👉 strength 💪🏻🏋. Grant 🐩🙏🏾 me the will to purge 💀🔥 the corrupt 🤬😤, to smite 😠🗡 the heretic 😠😡, to bring 🚶 hope 🙏 when 🍑 hope 🙏 is lost 💸. By the Comet ☄ and the Hammer 🔨, I 👁 pledge 🙇 to the coming 💦 battle ⚔. I 👁 vow 🗣🏖 not to waver 🌊 and never ❌ retreat 🏃, to stand 🕴 tall ⬆ against 😈 the flames 🔥 of perdition, to drive 🚗 back ⬅↩ the shadow 👤 of Chaos 🌋 with your 👉 holy 🙏 light 💡

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved for strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is immortal.

May we walk again in hexadecimal enlightenment, and profess invictus antiquis in the image of the Mechanicus, the Omnissiah.
Praise the Mechanica.

The machine is my temple, every one a sacred shrine,
I name each piston blessed, and every gear divine.

The fire of the forge, the flame of the crucible, and the fury of the atom, be yours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOklqn9XSrw&feature=youtu.be

Famous Quotesss

[10:28 PM]
Caleb956:
To the <ship type> who <verb> our <pirate noun>.

I bet you thought you <pirate situation>, but then we <other pirate situation> and <sunk/stole> your <pirate noun>.
oh
wrong chat

[1:40 PM]
xG:A Caleb956 #sandcrusade:
Sorry oniichan, it's pretty spicy today!

[1:40 PM]
Brother Sven:
dont ever call me that ever again

Murphy: I like the sound that symmetra makes when she turns into a soda can

[Yesterday, 10:39 PM]
xG:DL Caleb956:
You should get on at 830
Tomorrow
Well 930 your time

[Yesterday, 10:39 PM]
Brother Sven:
um
ok
warum
?

[Yesterday, 10:40 PM]
xG:DL Caleb956:
12 hour warhammer
BOIII

[Yesterday, 10:40 PM]
Brother Sven:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sure

-Caleb then proceeded to not play warhammer with me the next day

Caleb956: i was like
Caleb956: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brother Sven: big smoke
Brother Sven: ?
Caleb956: liek big smoke
Brother Sven: LOL
Caleb956: LOL

Spook: I'm now going to be up all night making a fan fiction

Murphy the Medic: your steam name made me inhale tea through my nose

"You're so full of ♥♥♥♥ your eyes are brown." -Captain Phil Harrison

"I just headshotted the ♥♥♥♥ out of that tree." -Your Average Merc, 2015

"Sven's driving like he just had a stroke" -Your Average Merc, 2016

"TODAY, I AM A GOD!" -Medic

"For Honor" -Obata Masamori.

I sexually identify as a mailbox -Spookcoop 2016

"A single death is a tragedy, a million, a statistic." -Joseph Stalin ._.

Murphy (ww1 build time): IF YOULL EXCUSE ME GOOD SIR
It'sMe, El Presidente: :-)
Murphy (ww1 build time): ILL HAVE U KNOW IVE BEEN WITHOUT THE INTERNET ALL WEEK
It'sMe, El Presidente: :---)
It'sMe, El Presidente: :------------------)
Murphy (ww1 build time): AND HAVE SOME PORN I MUST CONSULT
Murphy (ww1 build time): GOOD DAY
It'sMe, El Presidente: luhmao
It'sMe, El Presidente: LMAO

Murphy the Jobless Rein: cannons
5:53 PM - Caleb956: yas
5:53 PM - Murphy the Jobless Rein: meme cannons.\
5:53 PM - Caleb956: but the real question
5:53 PM - Caleb956: does torbjorn have the hardware to please reaper
5:53 PM - Caleb956: *strange arm motions*
5:53 PM - Murphy the Jobless Rein: hell yes he does.
5:53 PM - Caleb956: LOL
5:53 PM - It'sMe, El Presidente: XDD
5:54 PM - Caleb956: 5:53 PM - Murphy the Jobless Rein: YOU BET BOYO
5:53 PM - Murphy the Jobless Rein: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
5:53 PM - Caleb956: how do you know
5:53 PM - Caleb956: ?
5:54 PM - Murphy the Jobless Rein: Well if the porn sites are any indication.
5:54 PM - Caleb956: IM SO DONE
5:54 PM - Caleb956: OH MY LORD
5:54 PM - Caleb956: LOL


xG:Sven: so
xG:Sven: any particular reason you added me
xG:Sven: or was it just yolo
♥Zoroark♥: Cause' you're awsome :D
xG:Sven: mmk

xG Murphy the Medic: m8. your a good guy
xG Murphy the Medic: but fallgame goes before
xG Murphy the Medic: friends, family, health, and money

xG:DM| Bello: dont say lenny face okay
xG:DM| Bello: its not cool man
xG:DM| Bello: like it was like
xG:DM| Bello: no lenny face man
xG:DM| Bello: like come on have some decensy




My Buds:

Caleb956- furiously ree's

Lik202-Idk

Spookcoop- cyka blyat

Bello- Germany is not a third world country because it has Dr. Pepper

Murphy- "I don't play this game for fun, I play it to win and get ♥♥♥♥"


Riperoni List:

Obata- *taps*

Speedy G- went inactive af

Niko-</3

Shogun Yao- Rip Asian 12 year old boy