Brandon: What if the child was meant to be molested?

{SHFG} Storm Twirl: *hits blunt harder* BrUh, why can we drink a drink, but not food a food?!

{SHFG} Storm Twirl: we need another 9/11

Thomas: See this is why I don't hang out with you IRL

Thomas: Micah, I think there's something wrong with your pubes.

PK: I didn't know I was a guy!

PK: I need to get to 420, and then never die.

PK: I don't remember much, except my parents shoved a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pill up my ass!

PK: Why won't this baby break glass?

PK: Secret is between my two isthmuses

PK: He's an Arab? Like a real Arab?

Lucas: I'm gonna spook you with my ♥♥♥♥.

Lucas: If it's my ♥♥♥♥, then it's MY ♥♥♥♥, but if it's OUR ♥♥♥♥, it's OUR ♥♥♥♥.


8:07 PM - Dr. Pain n' Suffering: But at least it downloads fast
8:08 PM - Dr. Pain n' Suffering: WHY IS IT AT 0 BYTES PER SEND?

Trey: "You should see it when he farts. He bends space and time...WITH HIS ASS!"

Trey: If you don't slob on my knob like corn on the cob in five minutes I'm going to evict you

Michael: Props to you for sucking on a ding-dong and craving Gogurt.

Michael: Should I become a trap?

Maria: Micah, your penis was in the world!

Alton: Hernandez? What about his Nandez?

Alton: Is it in the right hole?

Alton: A spoon full of semen helps the medicine go down

Alton: I want to hot glue a zipper in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Cesar: What's the plural of tentacles?

Trenton: What's a nice way to tell someone they need an abortion?

Trenton: I'm tempted to let you stick it in my ass just so I can ♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥

Trenton: I was being polite, I came in a sock!

Trenton: Death would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'!

Trenton: Why do I have to be on my period today?

Trenton: Your forehead tastes like cooch

Trenton: The day he learns about Communism is the day he's a real man.

Trenton's Mother: And we put him on yogurt.

Trenton's Mother: My closet is not where we go to put our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth.

Trenton's Mother: My bed is NOT where we go to masturbate!

Trenton's Mother: Poop comes out the butthole!

Trenton's Mother: 'Tis the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ season. It's time to decorate

Tristan: I want a girl who can beat me up.

Tristan: FATHER! ARE MY SPAGHETTIOS READY?

Tristan: So, Clayton's Shrek

Tristan: Put that thing down or no Shrek for you!

Chris: If you're happy and you know it, suck your ♥♥♥♥!

Chris: Aren't Russian and gibberish the same thing?

Chris: Wait, he has multiple ♥♥♥♥♥?

Ian: Cannibalism is okay in our group.

Cole: I'm going to replace your blood with goat piss.

Reid: Cole, I'd rather ♥♥♥♥ you than marry you.

Reid: I'm gonna make one more penis, and then I'm done.

Reid: Well, at least you don't moan, unless you finger yourself.

Reid: What if I WANT to ♥♥♥♥ you?!

Reid: This is such an unusual penis we have here.

Reid: Every time I touch my balls I'm touching a female.

Reid: I splurged like water out of a whale's nose.

9:15 PM - Still Just Mocha: such a cheeky comment
9:16 PM - FireThyBannana: you know what they say "Turn the other Cheek"
9:16 PM - Still Just Mocha: HAH
9:16 PM - FireThyBannana: Thats what the Preist said to the Alter boy


[7:27:28 PM] john taylor: banned on a server I like
[7:27:30 PM] Micah: ah
[7:27:34 PM] Micah: Why?
[7:27:42 PM] john taylor: i called the owner a jewish ♥♥♥♥♥

6:35 PM - 『NS』 yppaH yadoT: Mocha i'm from the dark side of force
6:35 PM - 『NS』 yppaH yadoT: ALLAHU AKBAR!

4:51 PM - ricedude: ALL THOSE GOLD BARS ARE WORTH 400K CAPS
4:51 PM - ricedude: LIKE, WHAT
4:51 PM - Mocha: It cost 400,000 caps to gold this bar for twelve seconds.
4:52 PM - ricedude: I would smack you, but that ♥♥♥♥ was too well-timed.
4:52 PM - ricedude: Bravo.
4:52 PM - Mocha: xD

4:58 PM - ricedude: all my friends are dead
4:58 PM - ricedude: I ate their livers
4:58 PM - ricedude: it tasted like pork
4:58 PM - Mocha- Buying Trading Cards!: Liver is great
4:58 PM - Mocha- Buying Trading Cards!: Though I've only had cow liver
4:59 PM - ricedude: i like how this is your contribution even though I just said I ate all of my friends
5:00 PM - Mocha- Buying Trading Cards!: I'm putting this conversation on my Steam profile
5:00 PM - ricedude: ♥♥♥♥ you i'm putting it on mine
5:00 PM - ricedude: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
5:00 PM - ricedude: CAN'T STOP ME NOOOOOOWWWW
5:00 PM - Mocha- Buying Trading Cards!: CUZ I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
5:00 PM - Mocha- Buying Trading Cards!: HAVIN' A GOOD TIME
5:01 PM - ricedude: DON'T STOP ME NOOOOOWWWW
5:02 PM - ricedude: IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
5:02 PM - ricedude: JUST GIVE ME A CALL
5:02 PM - ricedude: (DON'T STOP ME NOOOOWWWW)
5:02 PM - ricedude: (DDDDDDON'T STOP ME NOOOWWWWW)
5:03 PM - ricedude: god bless freddy mercury

4:37 PM - caramel_desu: I love this game.
4:37 PM - caramel_desu: It's like
4:38 PM - caramel_desu: A guy that you really really like
4:38 PM - caramel_desu: But everyday
4:38 PM - caramel_desu: He takes a ♥♥♥♥ on your chest

Tohara No Sai: I like to download Japanese porn

Tohara No Sai: The hard part was getting rope around her neck.

Mark: I'm gonna go and get this salt off my ♥♥♥♥.

2:42 PM - Mocha: I like Vietnamese food
2:42 PM - ricedude: pho sure


[5:01:17 AM] Patrick Star | Pkittycat: A squotrel was happy one day so it took a trip to the glue factory only to see her love. She sang to him "zib zang zo, zom zang zoo." He responded with a sandwhich. They ate with bliss only stopping to rape the horse.that was being turned into glue. That day becaame glue day because horses turned to glue. Glue day on january 67 on a tuesday only. The squirrel then went on to antagonize a poor anteater that haad wandered in. His name was Skeletron Joe for obvious reasons. His snout was unussually long and he always is laughed at because of it. On the other hand waz very short becaushe got in a fight witha jewish dolphin. This squirrel made fum of the anteatet so hard that he died of loneliness. Then a hamburger desposef of its body by drowning it in micky d's slop. Speaking of whuch, an squid came by and finally ended the squirrels lives by turning them aquatic. Ronald mcdonalds wig came to life andd added drugs to the happy meals and made kids everywhere hapoy with joy. That day was the last day of mcheartattacks. A spiked slime flew to the foxes dden and named one of her kits lenny. Then the ocular organ of mario complained aboiut being too dry sso the staring contest with Obama ceased. Bowser got mad and kidnapped princess peace again and they finally married. Stuff happened that day. Reptillian humuns were brought into the world. Rabid moles came out of nowhere and took over the book of 1984. A florist in new england spontaneously combusted. Zombies rose frim the grave. Jars of salsa became millions of dollars in price. A haunted house said hi to a drunk deer. A pregnant father opened a present only to be greeted by a demon kitten. The end. To be continued....