So there is this scientist right? And the dudes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius, I'm talking different dimensions destroying whole existences genius aight. But this guy, THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY, decides —eh, ♥♥♥♥ it I'm bored— and he turns himself into the most outrageous thing! Smart ass dude turns himself into a Pickle! A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PICKLE. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen!

Hello, I am the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™. We have noticed you haven't logged in for 1 hour. I'm just checking to see if everything is okay. We've prepared a list of all your favourite videos from your favourite category, Intense Gay Midget Fisting Hardcore Anal Destroying, the next time you log into our website. See you son, masturbator! ~Administrator

Arschloch! You're wrong!

ma nem e jeff