If you aren't a memer, we don't give 2 hoots as to what you think the memes should be. You can call it communism or fascism, we do not care.

Who else /speed/ here?

Whenever i move around the house i always run as fast as I can and pretend Im traveling at light speed. mommy gives me 10 gbp whenever I beat my stair case run PR. my current record is 4.67 seconds, yea I'm fast!
#sometimes mommy makes me go grocery shopping alone. I always run to the shop as fast as I can and make a ZOOOOM noise as I pass people. Heh, those slow not more can't even begin to comprehend my speed...

in fact, I typed this post so fast that smoke is coming from my fingers! hot hot aaahhhh!!

heh, smell ya later slow pokes!

Oh god I feel so hung over apparently 5 cans of soda and half a pound of M&Ms isn't a good idea :/

Moshi moshi! My name is not important, what is important is what I’m going to do >.<’
I-it’s not like I like this world or the NEETs feasting on its carcass b-baka! My whole life is just kawaii and I always wanted Onii-chan to notice me. This is the time of moe, and no dub is worth saving. I will put as much yuri in my hentai as I can desu. It’s time for me to pomf, and it’s time for me to uguu! My lewd crusade begins here!