"I live in my mind fortress thinking about stuff,"
- anonymous

I oft ponder what the future holds

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Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Are you the real frag enabler?
1a. I have conquered a throne that loomed over my head since birth. I am Frag Enabler.

2. Are you a good teammate?
2a. No, I play for frags not wins

3. Are you gay?
3a. Yes

4. Could you come help?
4a. I have a condition that prevents me from efficiently socializing in electronic video games. I consistently stray from my group and avoid most forms of team participation when possible. Only in extremely dire and demanding situations will I help my teammates. I see no reason to assist my teammate in looting, shooting, roaming, retaking, planting, defusing, constructing, destroying, capturing, defending, or speaking. They can do that themselves.