Return of Doge (RIP Kabosu)
Joseph Mama   London, City of, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
[Intro: Bladee]
Can't you see it?
Bad dog, but for you I'm obedient
Trash Star, cross my heart, that's the reason
Look up at the stars, they're retreating
Don't get lost, don't live what I'm preaching
Drain Jesus, ice me immediately
Can't even come home when it's freezing
925, burn me my medallion

[Verse 1: Bladee]
Smell like spray paint, yeah, what I'm off of
Link at the gas stop, won't stop, I can't stop
Can't even see clear where I'm at though
This not a mansion, it's a castle
You a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I heard it from Ecco
Drain Show, no face, came through the back door
We can't even bring no girls in my section
Feel like OD9, I'm a dragon
Can't even talk to myself 'cause I'm wrong now
White gate calling me, won't be long now
I can't even put those words in my songs now
Big strong compounds, life force get crossed out
Siren calling, ambulance sound
Drain Gang track you down like a Bloodhound
I can't even trust myself when the night comes
Four doors, red or blue, pick the right one
It's some writing on the wall, it said "Die scum"
No heart, but I do wish I had one
And my baby wanna know what I'm scared of
Don't worry, it's been taken care of
Bladee, I'm coming for the trash like a trashman
Hell Gang, put that back in the trash can
I can't even trust myself when the night comes
Step on my head twice like a cockroach
[Verse 2: Ecco2k]
Every time I close my eyes, I stop existing
Every now and again, I can tell the difference
Woke up falling, I'm still falling off of buildings
Want a new addiction, want to fall victim
Something you might crush my heart but I'ma risk it
And I'm still sinking, need a curse lifted
Blacklisted at all the clubs, but I can fix this
Think I need stitches, pray to three sixes
I wanna see heads roll, execute past life
Hundred white birds, ninety-nine fall out the sky
Fast life, race against time, it will outrun you
Rains return to the earth, sunlight to the underworld
Maybe in another life we could be lovers
Ever since we met, these thoughts keep getting worse
Iron will, ironed shirt, now I want a Fendi purse
I don't talk with empty words, what is any of it worth?
Every time I close my eyes, I go to prison
Every now and again, I can feel the distance
Woke up running, I'm still running through the system
Want a new sickness, want to fall victim
Somewhere, someone broke your heart but I'ma fix it
And I'm still wishing for that first kiss
Blacklisted at all the clubs in Seven Sisters
Industry children play with three sixes
[Outro: Ecco2k]
Every time I close my eyes, I stop existing
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About Me
Who am I?
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What do I mainly play?
Whilst having around 500+ Steam games, I don't play much consistently except F2P stuff.

Social Info
PSN: Wills1008_
Uplay: Slim_Peen
Origin: fwux
Epic Games: wills1008
GOG Galaxy: wills1008
Xbox: DogeDriver
Wargaming: SlimPeenOnDaBeat
Riot Account: Don't have one lmao, imagine playing their ♥♥♥♥ games


My Specs
Motherboard: MSI Z170A Gaming Pro Carbon ATX LGA1151
Processor: Intel Core i7-7700K 4.2GHz Quad-Core Processor
Motherboard/Processor Cooling: be quiet! PURE ROCK 51.7 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler
RAM: HyperX Fury 16GB DDR4 Black Memory Kit
GPU: MSI GAMING X GeForce GTX 1060 3GB (Clocked @ 2000 MHZ)
Power Supply: Corsair RMx 850W
Storage: Sandisk Ultra II 480GB 2.5" SSD & Western Digital Blue 2TB 3.5" 5400RPM HDD
Case: be quiet! Silent Base 800 Orange

My Peripherals
Monitor: ASUS ROG Strix XG32V Curved Gaming Monitor
Mouse: Corsair M65 Pro RGB
Mousemat: Corsair MM200 Extended Mousemat
Keyboard: Corsair K65 RGB
Headset: Corsair Void Wireless RGB Yellowjacket Edition
Headset Stand: Corsair ST100 RGB Premium Headset Stand
Controller: PS4 Dualshock 4 & Xbox One Wireless Controller
Fight Stick: Razer Panthera DBFZ Edition
Chair: DXRacer King Series (Black/Orange)

If you made it to the bottom of this, have a few inspiring quotes from the world's greatest modern thinkers.

"No ♥♥♥♥ we smokin penises!!!"- Young Thug

"If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don't, don't." - Bobby Shmurda

"Cheating is harder than you think"- Roadman VAC

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is a stegosaurus?"- Seier

"That's a sexy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ M&M"- Benjheabcz

"I identify as a dragon. Can I get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by old men?"- Leo_1ks

"If you get scammed, you are BOT" - Galak Fyyar

"WTF is the last one?"- NJBoom

"It's too hard to make Gfuel" - Mr Sam

"You can stick it from that angle" - Gilbert, before getting 1 tapped from that angle




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м@нюньк@ May 8 @ 12:00pm 
прими го трейд
Hair Mar 17, 2022 @ 11:21am 
are you the real doge
Fyyar Feb 1, 2022 @ 11:40am 
Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxoxo
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+rep
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