Tex-Mexican dope that poses as a Dungeons and Dragons monster on the information superhighway. I've probably stuck a swagger cyclops with a blue beanie in your favorite art medium.

"My life is an abyssal bowl of spaghetti.
Everything feels wrong and warped most of the time, but just like a plate of spaghetti that may not taste nice, there is some comfort in simply gazing upon it."
-Jambo the Joyful