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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 11:41am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:57pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 3:01am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:35am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:38am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:28pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:58am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:26pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 11:41am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:34am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 11:59am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 3:17am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:52am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:35pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 1:52am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:32am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 3:38am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:09am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 1:42am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:19am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:58pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 7:38am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 3:40am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:45am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 5:33am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:35am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 2:35am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:59am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:33am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 10:46pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 12:50am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 12:37am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:15pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:04pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:47am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 10:43pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:28am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 12:16pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 8:29am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:03am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:27am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:09am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:20am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:12am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 10:36am