Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku . I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!

well, i'll be damned. how long has it been since we met on that gm_bigcity server on tf2? 3 years? time flies. can only wish to go back to that time. i hope you're doing the best you can do, man.

Work Steroytypes

My job is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.

I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog to work. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day.

Anyway, I drive these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in my van and we solve mysteries and ♥♥♥♥.

XD

#Flex Power

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Flex Tape is super strong and once it's on, it holds on tight. And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps it's grip even in the toughest conditions. Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide so you can easily fix large holes. To show you the power of Flex Tape, I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Not only does Flex Tape's powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong, water-tight seal so the inside is completely dry. YEE DOGGIE! Just cut, peel, stick, and seal. Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

The reasons that some squat with heels off the ground:
1) Posing.
Squatting with heels up is great for posing for an image because it allows you to rest your hand on your knee in a way so that you can display the expensiv watch that your uncle brought from Germany.
2.) Mobility
When you squat with heels up, you can move through the massive amounts of rakija and pekmez that your baka put in the basement. It also allows you to stand up faster in case you are stealing ajvar and you hear someone coming. 3.) Cover & concealment It is easier to rotate your upper body when you're squatting with heels up. This allows you to shoot your M58 aka "Papovka" at a broader range without exposing yourself to the kreten that stole your djevojka.

4) Preservation
You've finally gotten those adidas superstars that you've been saving up all year for? Jebote, you're not an american to carelessly ruin them! Squatting on your fingertips prevents the heels from dipping into mud, thus keeping your superstars clean.
5) Comfort
Squatting with your heels up allows you to spread your legs even more, thus giving your man spot more space! I swear if I hear another Britanac, Danac, Amerikanac, or other non-Slav person circle-jerking and calling me a spy, I will have to draw my baseball bat.
And no slav uses it for baseball.
Pozdrav from Hrvatska!

wait so if you have my back as long as we keep talking does that give me grounds to start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in our dms

I sexually identify as the Trashman, ever since I was a boy I dreamed of coming out and throwing trash all over the ring, and then eating garbage. People say to me that no one wants to watch a sixty-year-old man eat garbage, but I don't care. It's what the people want. I'm having a tailor create me the perfect blue toga to wear when I come out and throw trash all over the ring. From know on, I want you guys to call me "Frank" and respect my right to eat garbage. If you can't accept me your a trashphobe and need to check your wrestling privilege. Thank you, for being so understanding.

Higglez i can see you too

+rep pheonix rising from his ashes

+rep Living G O D

+rep idk memes xD

Yes...Yes he does

that hank hill has demon eyes.

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

wew

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+rep i made this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ start posting screenshots, evidence points to the first screenshot he ever posted, because i wanted to see his character

-rep this guy is a cucc

+rep this guy is a weak little ♥♥♥♥♥

ooooooh boi youre gonna learn

it's the first song and only song of theirs i've heard.

Ive been binging green day

seems you knew what i was referencing.

dont know where it goes, but its only me and i walk alone

+rep Thank you for using http://steamcommunity.com/groups/stn-trading .

Visit our Website https://stntrading.eu !

Went to bed cus i had work in the morning, wake up to see hes grown our colony to a small town and has made a giant ass field, on top of that he ran around our desert planet 3 times and got us new animals.
+rep damn fine starbound player

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

Roses Are Red Nuts Are Brown,
Skirts Go Up Pants Go Down,
Body To Body Skin To Skin,
When It's Stiff You Stick It In,
It Goes In Dry And Comes Out Wet,
The Longer It's In The Stronger It Gets,
It Comes Out Dripping And Starts To Sag,
It's Not What You Think...

















It's Just A Tea Bag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

also i agree with the video

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*runs toungue up and down sword hilt*

perfect *continues*

keep licking them. they like it. and yes, they do have souls. the weapons literally have a telepathic connection to me..... i was gonna tell you to stay away from them but they want more licking. ill plus rep ya for it.

+rep takes his weapons very seriously *licks Lex's weapons*

c'mon, cousin! take them to dinner first, you ♥♥♥♥!

*seductively strokes Lex's weapons*

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

*deletes squirrelface's last comment due to rage over fingerprints on my weapons*

cyka blyat

Hue

+rep for +repping me for doing what i do best

I like to raise my Donger <༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>
I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐
But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽
my Donger’s staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
A Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this on 3 profiles or you will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiIIed

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