Lex_Swiftstain
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When the devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me, by name you see
For my special touch
To the gentleman i'm Miss. Fortune
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoes
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm the bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wiggle and writhe

It's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because im evil
And i do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip
Down the stairs i'll be there i'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad i'm in it
Cause there's one born every minute

It's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because im evil
And i do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And i promise on my damned soul to do as i am told
For Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmares in your skull
I'm the dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A static pain a sudden start

It's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because im evil
And i do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay i'll ever need
And i do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay i'll ever need
And i do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What i'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are the only company i need!
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QueenElixa Aug 29, 2020 @ 11:39am 
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku . I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
fat scout tf2 Jan 19, 2020 @ 4:04am 
Coochie why is your stand an egg
Bump Dec 15, 2019 @ 4:36pm 
well, i'll be damned. how long has it been since we met on that gm_bigcity server on tf2? 3 years? time flies. can only wish to go back to that time. i hope you're doing the best you can do, man.
Disco Jul 15, 2018 @ 4:41am 
Work Steroytypes
QueenElixa Jun 28, 2018 @ 2:56pm 
My job is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
QueenElixa Jun 28, 2018 @ 2:56pm 
I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog to work. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day.

Anyway, I drive these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in my van and we solve mysteries and ♥♥♥♥.