Don't hate it when your girlfriend is a twin, so you ♥♥♥♥ her dad

get canc

My mate, I'm just here to imform you that your overpriced rejected ♥♥♥ has arrived all good in well in that childrens orphanage where you asked. I hope we can make a good price saying... 4 penises and 11 nipples, I know, I know its an odd number but you'll have to live. Thanks
-Barry
P.S I added some of my own to the lot >_<

hey listen here you fat camel liped ♥♥♥♥ if you try to get in with my sister again ill cut your ♥♥♥♥ off with chicken scissors

wow hot bb xxx

hello! sry for the fright (i dont talk to girls much xD) but i was going thru the steam community lookin 4 girls 2 play with when i saw ur pretty face! xD so i was wondering if u cud add me and maybe play some tf2 with me? im 11 and play lots of minecraft and tf2 so if u wana skype just ask for my skype!! xDD