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49.7 hrs on record (17.6 hrs at review time)
Wacky Woohoo Pizza man kills demons with motorcycle arms buy it
Posted December 2, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,310.2 hrs on record (183.1 hrs at review time)
Game is Donkey Butter in it's current state.

Content updates are sparse.
The "content" they do add introduces game breaking bugs.
Well known bugs and optimization fixes are neglected in favor of "Trendy Reddit Ideas"

They said Billy would fly but he did not.

Good content updates are basically non-existent. (Maps, Boss, Ai, NEW weapons, ect.)
(Map no.3 is supposed to arrive soon, 3 years after the 2nd)

But hey, at least there's $108 worth of DLC skins, right?

I guess Crytek hired The Barnum & Bailey Ringling Brothers to "develop" their game because the Dev team is an absolute circus full of clowns.

Do NOT waste your time or money on Hunt:Showdown until they fix the state of the game.

TL;DR: The game's current state is terrible and being run by absolute Goobers, DO NOT BUY

Edit: Removed gripes about matchmaking, it is now as it should be
Posted September 11, 2019. Last edited November 24, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Its the summer of Me!
Posted June 29, 2019. Last edited July 1, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
93.6 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Kill a man, steal his bones, use his bones to create a knife to stab another man who will give you more bones to make armor so people dont have to look at your ugly dink. All while dodging PUBG players by hiding in bushes and setting their houses on fire as they sleep.
Posted November 23, 2017. Last edited November 24, 2017.
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2,514.3 hrs on record (555.6 hrs at review time)
great game to play any where anytime and if you like tiny hats
Posted July 22, 2012.
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