Jack of many trades, Master in some. *Trollface.jpg* Problem [Insert unnamed person who said "Jack of all trades, master of none" here]?

Im a fickin super-nerd in:
Javascript
CSS
HTML and all the hellish quirks of DOM
Photoshop
Hammer Editor and sourceSDK


I know my way around:
Autodesk Maya (3D stuff)
C*
Shell
DOS
Passing a turing test
Playing supreme-commander

My urtimet rivuu:
2nd47

My ultimate weakness:
me.onthink=function(event){
if(music==true) event.preventDefault();
return null;
}

There. On to better things.


OH THE FUN OF CHAT SOMETIMES...

TERMtm: he keeps asking me if Ive heard from you
Trainguyxx: heard form me?
TERMtm: like your on some safari and died.
Trainguyxx: ...wierd
TERMtm: every day
Trainguyxx: we talk every day
Trainguyxx: so that makes no sence...
TERMtm: lolz
TERMtm: did u speak to him yesterday?
Trainguyxx: yeah
TERMtm: you would die on safari tho
Trainguyxx: =(
TERMtm: no doubt youd kill your self browing the web on a mac
Trainguyxx: lol...safari, as in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ web browser
TERMtm: ...Not that a giant spider wouldn't munch on you face.
TERMtm: lol, see what I did there again? Web?
TERMtm: heh.

TERMtm: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/230709_10150198266189873_723294872_6827521_6155868_n.jpg
Trainguyxx: ...
Trainguyxx: ...wow thats annoying
TERMtm: they covered graffiti and some anon made his statemnt
Trainguyxx: lame...
TERMtm: in respect to
Trainguyxx: the fact that they removed good graffiti?
TERMtm: good
Trainguyxx: <sarchasm>oh, no no. i thought the original graffiti was lame, and the penises are much better</sarchasm
Trainguyxx: >
TERMtm: parse error: ignoring tag

TERMtm: i think i fixed it
TERMtm: even MOAR awesome now
Trainguyxx: i can haz see?
TERMtm: i dont give previews to LOLCATS
Trainguyxx: whats lolcats for "i dont give a rats ass"?
TERMtm: i dunz givu rahtzaz
Trainguyxx: now doesnt that mean ur a lolcats?
Trainguyxx: it mean you cant look at ur own work
TERMtm: nooooooooooooooooooo
Trainguyxx: lol have fun working on ur own work
TERMtm deleted it

Trainguyxx: what do you think i should amke?
TERMtm: a penis
Trainguyxx: -_- something good
TERMtm: oh for me u mean?
TERMtm: vagina.