United States
Hello I am your neighborhood geek/gamer/ pc builder/chair thrower/survivalist/ginger/knife thrower/street racer/helicopter,..... and this is how I game:

1. Get biggest, most explosive, and most absurd weapon in the game.
2. Modify the c**p outta it with stickers, lasers, lightning, and neon lights.
3. Initiate Faze mode.
4. Turn mouse sensitivity on epilepsy mode.
5. Pray and spray for days.
6. Blame Faze for my 1/67 K/D ratio
7. Make nachos IRL
8. Sv_cheats 1
10. Get visited by police for making too much noise from dank speakers and explosions.
11. Go to bed.
12. Wake up and repeat.

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50% Luck 10% Skill 20% salt which doesnt thrill 15% killing chickens who are weak in will and 5% scrubs who forget the name 100% reason why I suck at the game also I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm freaking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

"GTA: Yeah meet my son Far Cry, he has much to learn. Battlefield and Call of Duty are adopted, I don't let them roam around. Call of duty likes to copy his friends alot, Titanfall told me to tell him stop. Destiny comes to play with them, he's always running away from his father Halo.....he's racist by the way, green supremacist. Oh yeah I also have 3 brothers, Saints Row and Watch Dogs.....sleeping dogs is adopted, he's Chinese. Saints row was cool until he started doing drugs, he suddenly changed and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up everything. Watch dogs is nerdy and really isn't fun to hang out with, he sounds fun....but no he isn't. What about your family? Mk X: .......... I killed everyone (older MK games)........"

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“Hello, I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus
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jolyne Nov 15, 2021 @ 8:11pm 
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jolyne Feb 25, 2018 @ 2:16am 
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jolyne Dec 29, 2017 @ 10:49pm 
UnsightedScarab Dec 28, 2017 @ 6:45pm 
jolyne Dec 27, 2017 @ 10:30pm 
honestly he should have been aborted years ago
You Forgot The Bread Dec 27, 2017 @ 9:57pm 
Steam Award Nomination: Most Deserving To Be Cucked By His Own Mother