Relic: i havent had a weiner that long in my mouth since coach greg when he beat me in badminton

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

I sexually identify as a rough endoplasmic reticulum. Ever since I was a Golgi body I dreamed of transporting materials throughout the cytoplasm. People tell me that being a rough endoplasmic reticulum is impossible and that I'm a useless network of membrane but I don't care, those guys are all useless centrioles. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach ribosomes to me and then I can create vesicles to send synthesized proteins. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a rough endoplasmic reticulum and my right to fold protein molecules; protecting my right of surrounding the nucleus. If you can't accept me you are a reticulaphobe and should check your organelle privilege, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prokaryotic scum. For those who do accept me as a rough endoplasmic reticulum, thanks for understanding.

-rep, said that my zoopals were "hecka stoopie, just like your juice box"

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