Do you like bacon? I like bacon. Bacon is a delicious breakfast food usually made from pork belly cuts or less fatty rear end cuts. One slice of bacon can supply a human being with a whopping 3.3 grams of fat! Isn't that amazing! Its name is taken from the word Bahho which means buttocks. Funny am I right? Sadly, bacon is rarely the main dish and is usually used as a side dish for most foods. Bacon and eggs for example. There are many kinds of bacon and it's my goal to eat every single one of them. Of course, my nephew is named after Peameal bacon, and my sister is named after Pancetta bacon. But never mind that! The most important part of bacon is that you can cook it in almost any way possible. Besides microwave because that's just dumb. But it is a very special and delicious food which you should eat because it's very good. You can also prepare it in many MANY ways. Such as slipping it into a sandwich, or chopping it up into tiny little pieces, or folding it into half a bacon, or wrapping it around a dish. Anyways, you should eat bacon EVERY SINGLE DAY or else you may never get to experience the delicious miracle known as bacon! You're vegan? PSSSHAW, just eat vegan bacon! It's that easy! You don't like how it tastes? PSSSHAW just eat a different kind! Bacon can vary between pigs that are used and companies that make them! My personal favorite is all of them. But everyone has their own preferences! Anyways, goodbye, sleep tight and eat bacon. Damn you read this whole thing? Commend me.