Recent reviews by Lewd Cutting Board

I don't really write reviews, but if people want their game fixed I believe they should get what they want especially since most of us buy games through steam. If you're gonna take 30% of all transactions the most you could do for these players is fix your game.

Best game I had so far. Really shows how much RNG loves me and how the bots really respect me.

Pros:
-I will always roll super low numbers when I need high numbers
-I will always roll super high numbers when I need low numbers
-I will most likely get slapped in the face by a monster for 2-3 damage
-I will pertty much never land on a draw card
-I will most likely land on a star down right before I land on the objective
-If any case I do draw a card it will do nothing for me
-I will most likely start in 3rd or 4th turn
-I will pretty much lose all bot fights even when I have the upper hand
-Bots will most likely all target me with damage character cards
-Bots will always attack me even when I'm not in first or second place

Cons:
-The colors on this game is kinda bright making it too bright to play in the dark