Yo , You are obviously reading my profile.

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him. The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”

The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!":)

Anyways I am a troll at times when and if I need to be a troll , So if I am in my troll mood don't take the things I say seriously.

Dubstep is my life yo! Dubstep fo' life , Hate if you want you just obviously don't know how to listen to music if you do NOT listen to dubstep you are lame as ♥♥♥♥ and if you don't listen to dubstep you better not talk to me because that is a shame if you don't.

Music: I listen to DUBSTEP , Rock , Metal , Heavy metal , Rap.

Games: All of the COD series , CS 1.6 , CS:S , CS:GO , Gmod

Hobbys: Smoking weed , Playing video games.

Sports: I play Basketball but I do NOT watch any sports especially basketball because I play street ball and normal Basketball is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

My good friends: My Girlfriend , Bunny , Chowden , Jason.

I am EPIC so don't hate. If you are a hater you can ♥♥♥♥ OFF.

If you do NOT type PROPER english words. unless you are foriegn don't talk to me.

I don't know what else to say I will end it here. If you think you are epic to then add me bro.