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1: HUNGER-STRIKE GAMES

I've decided to grow my own crops as FOOD SHORTAGES everywhere because of OVERPOP!
But the GROUND has NO MORE NUTRIENTS & NO RAIN, even mosquitos gone!
I'm going to PEE ON THE GROUND!

The CROPS GREW HUGE -- never seen them so big, must be the MASSIVE DMT in my PEE!
I'm going to sell the crops to my neighbors!

2: JURASSIC PARK: DINO PEOPLE

As the living DINOS are our OIL, now that there
is NO MORE OIL because ALL THE FOOD IS GONE because it takes FOOD for WORK to GET OIL & because EACH DINO = 1 INDIVIDUAL, there is NO MORE TOYS aka BIKES, CARS, LAPTOPS!
I'm going to carve some STONE FIGURES with my DMT PEE & set them in my garden!

My neighbors took my STATUES & placed them in their yards. Passers want to know where they got them. I'm laughing my butt off.


3: MADMAX WATERWORLD

Everyone is going NUTS with NO WATER -- I CAN'T PEE DMT! Again because of OVERPOP, 90%
of PEOPLE ARE WATER! But also because in modern-tech think there is NO OIL to create things to BRING THAT WATER to
us, ironic though, as OIL also POLLUTES WATER, as for BILLIONS of years oil was not needed for water to
exist -- so NO OIL is actually NO BIG DEAL, especially because DMT IS OIL which is IN ALL PEOPLE! But with MORE PEOPLE = LESS RESOURCES! NO WATER = NO LIFE! I'm going NORTH to the MELTING CAPS!
People going BLIND drinking ALCOHOL!!


The FLOODING wiped out ALL CITIES and DROWNED PEOPLE! I carved a boat with my DMT PEE & live on a small
ARCTIC ISLAND with some Penguins.

4: NOTHING BUT UP

NO MORE AIR as CIG OVERPOP burned it all to HELL! Without WATER to put out the FLAMES, there IS NO AIR as FIRE CONSUMES AIR AS FUEL! I'm extracting AIR outta my DMT PEE!

The DMT AIR PEE exploded causing a chain-reaction that BURNED ALL THE OVERPOP TO DEATH when it ignited all their CIGS at once! I'm the LAST ONE ON PLANET!
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