It's winter here in Sweden
And the icy breezes blow
At seventy miles an hour
& at 20 degrees below

Aye I love my Sweden
When the snow is up yer butt
Ye take a breath o'winter air
And yer nostrils just freeze shut!

Aye, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I´ll stick around
I could never leave my Sweden
Cause I'm frozen tae the ground