"Autism in a bottle? Isn't that the new pokemon?"
Swiftes$$ 8/10/2015

"K"
NicZon 2015

"I'm playing my championship game today. It's gonna be really intense, 20 minute periods"
"20 minutes? That's way too long for a woman."
Swiftes$$ 8/10/2015

"I only speak the truth"
NicZon 9/1/2015

"Mr. Hollins is a piece of ♥♥♥♥"
NicZon 9/1/2015

"O"
NicZon 2015

“ known for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ preschoolers"
NicZon 9/18/2015

"You should look into converting to Judaism, you'd fit right it!"
"Can't, sorry. Nose-jobs are too expensive"
NicZon 9/22/2015

"Did I just call you Inertus? *yes* O my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god give me autism and ♥♥♥♥ me up the ass."
Drunk Shawn 10/2/2015

"Why are there so many girls in one room?"
Drunk Shawn 10/2/2015

"Took 2 seconds and then I'm on the floor."
Drunk Shawn 10/2/2015

"Whenever I burp, I taste it. Everything I ever drank."
Drunk Shawn 10/2/2015

"These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids have never had sex"
"I would've had sex today but my car wouldn't start"
NicZon 10/3/2015

"I have the most dickcheese pills in my rotation and I have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ placebo"
Matrix Panda 11/19/2015

"That's one for the spank bank."
Matrix Panda (11/19/2015)

"Shawn did you ♥♥♥ in your pants again?"
Spanish Class 12/4/2015

"At least it's gay, right?"
Panda 12/5/2015

"A Panda is just a Pan with a DA"
FiReBrasS 1/2/2016

"Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up Ethan"
Everyone 2014-Forever

"♥♥♥♥ I don't have a concussion"
Panda 1/21/2016

"It's like I have 2 handicaps, besides being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, I also have you on my team"
Panda 1/22/2016

"JEFFREY"
Panda 1/22/2016

"I feel that there are times where it is better to hit someone than to shoot them"
Doc 1/22/2016

"What's the Bruins, is that college?"
MarinatedPasta 1/27/2016

"Yo, what the ♥♥♥♥ does Oy Vey mean?"
jive 1/27/2016

"This is why you don't trust psychopaths"
jive 1/27/2016

"I like Hentai, but that doesn't make me a weeaboo."
jive 1/27/2016

"What's wrong with Loli"
jive 1/27/2016

"He's the OOGA BOOGA type of African"
jive 1/27/2016

"Wanna come over to my house, watch a movie, and then when it's done, hold my arms down while I kill myself?"
Panda 2/1/2016

"When you have a job at Staples, but not even staples can hold your life together"
Shamus 3/21/2016

"ur profile is cool c:"
Bonk 6/23/2016

" GULUGULU [pics.onsizzle.com]"
Gabe 7/5/2016

"Welp, that's enough of that."
Gabe 7/6/2016

"I skinned my own cat too, but I was crying at the same time"
Gabe 7/12/2016

"How do you rate a black chick? Take her score as a white chick and multiply it by 3/5ths."
Panda 7/14/2016


*Watching the video of the aftermath of the Nice, France attack*
"Am.. Am I getting a boner?"
Gabe 7/14/2016

"Is Cory in the House an Anime?"
Cactus 8/27/2016

"Where did Mexico buy all of these tall Mexicans?"
My Dad 9/15/2016