I am known to enjoy being single, wearing suits and playing laser-tag. I often use different techniques and ideas to have sex with women. Also when I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Nickname: Mr. Awesome, The Barnacle, Barn Door, The Stinstonian, Swarley, B-Dawg, Stinson-natti, Barnman, Nestor Diaz, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you ... unless he's got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more articles of this code, in regards to you, they are your Bro. Chicks can be Bros as long as they uphold the same credentials.

The Articles:

1. Bros before hoes.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless the bro is on a loss where said bro is, in fact, a ho, and therefore the ho still comes first.

2. A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are doing it.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Unless those bros are doing it due to a loss, in which case: sorry, bro, you're on your own.

3. If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Rainbow fish and other Weird Castle Pets are totally acceptable.

4. A bro never divulges the full Bro Code to a woman.
COROLLARY: Unless she is, of course, a Bro (see Definition of a Bro, and/or Article 22).

5. Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

6. A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a locker room.

7. A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro.

8. A bro never admits he can't drive stick - even after an accident.

9. Should a bro lose a body part, his fellow bros will not make lame jokes about it.

10. A bro will drop whatever he's doing and help his bro dump a chick.

11. A bro may ask another bro to help him move, but only if he estimates how long it'll take and says how heavy the furniture is.
PARADISA COROLLARY: Dude. Just have the ghosts do it for you.

12. Bros do not share dessert.

13. All bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman.

14. If a chick inquires about another bro's sexual history, another bro shall honor the Brode Of Silence and play dumb.

15. A bro never dances with his hands above his head.

16. A bro should be able to cite the following current champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year.

17. A bro shall be kind and courteous to his co-workers unless they are beneath him on the Pyramid of Screaming.

18. If a bro spearheads a beer run, he is entitled to any change left over.

19. A bro shall not sleep with another bro's sister - but is allowed to say she's hot.

20. A bro respects his bros in the military.

There are more but damn the 3000 character limit