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Why english is hard to learn:

We´ll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
but the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.

You May find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
The plural of man is always men,
But the plural of pan is never pen.

If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,
And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn´t two booths be called beeth?

If the singular is this and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese?

We speak of a brother and also of brethen,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him;
But imagine the feminine... she, shis and shim!






A meme about today:

Today was the absolute worst day ever
And don´t try to convince me that
There´s something good in every day
Because, when you take a closer look,
This world is a pretty evil place.
Even if
Some goodness does shine through every once in a while
Satisfaction and happiness don´t last.
And it´s not true that
It´s all in the mind and heart
Because
True happiness can be obtained
Only if one´s surroundings are good
It´s not true that good exists
I´m sure you can agree that
The reality
Creates
My attitude
It´s all beyond my control
And you´ll never in a million years hear me say that
Today was a good day.

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