Even though I'm just a tiny twink 🥺🥺🥺🥺 my balls are saggy and droopy like and old man's and they hang halfway to my knees like the ears of a basset hound

I have scrotal eczema but I also have a weally weally tiny penis and sometimes when I pee all of my warm hot acrid urine drips down my balls and it's so so so sooooo soothing for mee 😖😖😩

When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.