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Some mfers are always trying to ice skate uphill





it may surprise you
But yes
I used to make money in a fighting arena
Where I went by Nick Caged
Then I went on to compose notes
They called me Slick Page then
Then I became a gigolo
They just called me LICK




Stop being ashamed of how many in-game hours you have


Never pass up the oppurtunity to escalate a minor disagreement into life-changing violence


Your favorite anime is still trash