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Haz Mar 4, 2022 @ 5:34am 
Tip #1
Avoid females at all costs.

Whether or not they have their microphone enabled, it doesn't matter. Keep your head out of the clouds, and her skirt.
Tip #2
Party up with your bros.

If you're surrounded by a bunch of sausage wielding man meat, you won't have to focus so hard on that one random girl's boob window.
Tip #3
Focus on the mission.

Stay focused. Do not lose sight of the primary objective; be the best agent you can be.
Tip #4
They're just pixels.

Acknowledge that no female you meet here is real, no matter how they're dressed, or how they sound. For all you know, it could be a 44 year old man named Steve. W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄
Haz Nov 24, 2021 @ 11:36am 
How much skill do you have?

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Capybara Gaming Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:42pm 
gay
Haz Jan 26, 2021 @ 3:38am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!
P1teE Sep 25, 2019 @ 3:19am 
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OKKKKKKKK May 23, 2019 @ 12:17pm 
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