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Avoid females at all costs.
Whether or not they have their microphone enabled, it doesn't matter. Keep your head out of the clouds, and her skirt.
Tip #2
Party up with your bros.
If you're surrounded by a bunch of sausage wielding man meat, you won't have to focus so hard on that one random girl's boob window.
Tip #3
Focus on the mission.
Stay focused. Do not lose sight of the primary objective; be the best agent you can be.
Tip #4
They're just pixels.
Acknowledge that no female you meet here is real, no matter how they're dressed, or how they sound. For all you know, it could be a 44 year old man named Steve. W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!