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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:25pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 4:40pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 10:37am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2015 @ 8:05pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:54am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2015 @ 7:05pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:06pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2016 @ 8:03am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:27pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2016 @ 12:46am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2015 @ 9:20pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2015 @ 7:03pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 6:17pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 5:19pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:44pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2016 @ 8:03am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Mar 15, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2016 @ 1:13am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 8:52pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:22pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:27pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2015 @ 9:20pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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