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6.3 hrs on record
The thing about Megaman games is that they are, for the most part, short experiences. Levels usually last up to 5-7 minutes, and if you lose progress, it's a shame but you didn't waste much time. Megaman 11 wanted to be a longer experience, which wouldn't be that bad of an idea. But 11's level design is TOO long for it's own good.
Levels usually from 10 to even 15 minutes long, with some of the most frustrating, tedious and pit-falliest level designs I've seen in the original franchise, even more than MM 1!
The worst offender in regard to the long levels is that when you lose all your lives, you go all the way to the start, again, never an issue with the originals, as they were short.
I did say for the most part earlier, that's because Megaman 8 was a longer experience, with longer levels, difference is that levels were usually cut into 2 parts. lose all your lives? if you got to the half way point you start there if you want.
A 20+ year old game that has more user-friendly systems than this newer game.

-Also, the music stinks (Thank God for the Instrumental DLC)
-The Voice acting is somehow worse than MM8s!
Posted February 19.
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34.1 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Only once in a while does a game come out with so much heart, sweat and pizza grease as Pizza Tower does. Smooth controls, lovable art style, banger soundtrack and of course excellent gameplay. It took this man 4+ years fine tuning this game, so you know you're in for a treat.

The game might be short compared to AAA games, but the replayability of this game is fantastic, especially for the perfectionist going for the perfect run (With super fast restart to boot).

There's not much games where I actively want to go back to a specific level. Something barely Mario or much other platformers can achieve for the most part, due to the fact that every level has it's own theme and sometimes even gameplay systems.

Pizza Tower is not for everyone, that's for sure. The game holds your hand a little at the beginning but after the first world it expects you to know the ins and outs of controls and techniques. Not a problem for me, but this wouldn't be for the casual platformer fan.

All in all, this is a one of a kind experience and game. And, honestly, I think this game is fine as is, no need for a sequal. Maybe a spinoff, maybe. Pizza Tower is certainly great enough for me to buy it again when/if it comes on Console.

9/10 Pizza Slices
Posted February 28, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
You gotta appreciate older PC games like this, in a simpler time when games were easy to develop with simple ideas that could get complex. To this day, this is a classic and all it took was a thought, no huge budget, no AAA company's permission, no pandering to the market. Just a person with a cool idea and a PC to build it.
Posted April 11, 2022.
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11.0 hrs on record
Hylics 2 is a once in a lifetime experience. Nothing that i've ever played (aside from the first Hylics) has had an art/music/dialogue style like Hylics 2, especially the music that's been stuck in my head sense i bought the game.
Posted November 26, 2020.
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20.4 hrs on record (19.5 hrs at review time)
game lag is horrible
Posted January 25, 2020.
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66.4 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
To Be completely honest, you don't play this game for the story or the graphics or even for the music.
You play this because it's something to do on your pass time, putting this thing on windowed mode, watching a video on the side or listening to a podcast while playing. It's a great game that, once you get used to the controls and learn how things work in this world, will keep you in the loop of gameplay.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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45.9 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
This game is a fast pace, multitasking, restaurant simulator. This seems to be the only of its kind other than the late-great Diner Dash.

+highly Addictive
+several unique dishes to cook, each with their own keys for ingredients
+several side jobs to enhance variety
+Funky Smooth sound track
+the perfect amount of difficulty (on casual mode, that is)

-If you're a perfecionist, this game will give you a hard time
-/+You NEED to be good with your keyboard (do not recommend using controller)
-/+Wait for a steam sale, got this for 0.99$ last summer.

I've spent many hours into this game and do not regret any amount of playing, it can even improve your keyboard typing skills and reaction timing. Its fun and addicting and I'd recommend it to any of my friends.
Posted March 28, 2016.
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