Pimpin' Simp
P. S.   Porterville, California, United States
 
 
#Kancer #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ #RIP-Draco #DWK-BestPony #VoidTitan #FREEHOXTON - 10/27/2014 / DragonBall XV2 - 10/25/2016
Ya'll really thought that I supported autism?
Guardian, pull that finger out of your ass, and stick it in Savathun's sava-thussy.
Welcome to hell...

"Phasers set to moist!" -Rascals

"You can't stop me - I'm white!" -SovietWomble

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUAUUUUUACK" -JasonParadise

"I'm studying the ricochet properties of babies." -Nicky The Kitty video

"I do have mutual respect. I hate all of you equally." -iQuitCSGO Hyst3r1a

"Nobody panic, I just got blood coming out my eyeball right now." -NoahJ456

"Those balls are dangerous. Those blue balls are very very dangerous!" -Thundershot69

"It's not as if I've just been robbed... In the middle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nowhere! HELLO GOD? I'D LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!" -TearofGrace

"The reason google is used by pretty much everyone on the planet is because it is used by almost everyone on the planet." -Full ♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Follow other people until they fail, and then capitalize on all the mistakes they ever regretted in their life... And then make fun of them when they are dead." -Markiplier

"Kid, no language on earth has a word for how little I care. A super computer, calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of ♥♥♥♥♥ I do not give." -SAO Abridged

"WHHHY? No don't tell me! it's because you're a dumbass! I'm supposed to be the scion of friendship or whatever but my friend's and my enemies are kind of the same thing. Giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" -Dawn Somewhere

"Today we have this wonderful piece of art of rocks and I'll start the bidding at 83 can I get 83 - 83 to the man with the hairy chest and buck teeth. How about 89 can I get 89 - 89 to the weirdo whose apparently named Garrickson! How about 200? Can I see 200!? OHH WOW 200 for the little boy in the middle dying of a seizure! How about 205? Can I get 205?" -PeanutButterGamer

"Sunset, was this your plan? This was your ace up your sleeve? How did you even DO this!? You take pictures with a smart phone and then print them out and cut them up and - what use a colored copier to combine them together!? Or wait did you use a scanner and then print them again? And then the finishing move, the coda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gra! Leave the used photos in plain sight at the top of a school trashcan, MASTERFUL!" -DWK

"We found out how the gravity gun works! It simply has a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mass that weighs as much as nearly the entire human race, condensed until its as tightly packed as a star. No biggie. I hope that thing never fails in any way, it’d probably crack the earth in half. And presuming it doesn’t rip the entire city down along the path its fired along with pulling whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nonsense you’re using to chuck at literal monsters, and presuming it somehow manages to negate its massive, um, mass enough to let you actually carry it by creating a portal to a distant neutron star in space, it doesn’t even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ matter. Remember how I keep comparing it to white dwarf stars? That’s because this thing is pulling incredible energy densities of space-time that are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrifying. And at these densities do you know what happens? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuclear fusion. Atoms are getting smashed together so tightly they’re crashing together to form brand new elements. This means that every time you fire this gravity gun, it’s going to be fusing atoms together as soon as the local space-time collapses to be as tight as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ star, sending gamma and other terrifying forms of radiation flying in all directions. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s why it’s called Half-Life! Its implicit story is all about Gordon Freeman dying from acute radiation poisoning and never saving the world like he was supposed to. We’re never going to get a Half-Life 3 because Gordon Freeman is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead from Super Cancer. I DID IT. I SOLVED THE RIDDLE. MUWAHAHAAHAHAA." -ShoddyCast

Best games I ever played, and favorites. Great story, tons of things to do. Or lots of replayaiblity.
#1: PokeMMO
#2: Payday 2
#3: Dragonball Z Xenoverse 2
#4: Counter Strike Source
#5: Call Of Duty Black Ops Zombies series
#6 Battlefield 3 & 4
#7: Halo MCC
#8: Destiny 2
#9: Destroy All Humans series

♫ DOWN, DOWN , DOWN, DO - DO - DOWN, DOWN , DO - DDDDOWN ♫

♫ I'm talkin ra-rain-rai-r-ai-rain-rainbows ♫

Levels of Badassery!

1 > Faze Recruit.
2 > Dominate Monkey!
3 > Neck Snapper!
4 > KILLING MONTAGE!
5 > World's Craziest!
6 > Spanked Monkey!
7 > Dirty Monkey!
8 > AGGRESSIVE CARTWHEEL!
9 > Vote Ban Started!
10 > Bill Brasky!!
Recent Activity
1,714 hrs on record
last played on Jun 7
1.2 hrs on record
last played on Jun 5
7.8 hrs on record
last played on Jun 5
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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Picklax Apr 13 @ 5:28am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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Powdered Toast Man Feb 20 @ 1:22pm 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥


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OldToby Dec 9, 2023 @ 1:45am 
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✅ + REP
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✅ Cool guy !!!
Nicky The kitty~ 💕 Feb 14, 2023 @ 6:58am 
CAT WEE WEE
Adept Dec 8, 2022 @ 2:50pm 
Brute force was the best game to ever exist! Nice picks.