[11:17 PM]
Bdonski:
lol
hey for mothers day
ill make you a mother
good one right

Bdonski: 나 배고파

Bdonski: WE ARE PEAS IN A POD

[1:13 AM]
Bdonski:
yes
i hate going to the kitchen and finding out im the only snack in the house

[11:13 AM]
Bdonski: omg
Bdonski: HOW MANY YEARS IN AMERICA
Bdonski: AND SHES STILL STRUGGLING WITH ENGLISH

[12:39 PM]
Bdonski:
if they lose im disowning you

[12:20 AM]
Bdonski:
i am at your command
I AM YOUR SLAVE

Bdonski: do u ever look in the mirror
Bdonski: and think
Bdonski: damn i look good
yuri: NO
Bdonski: um
Bdonski: WELL YOU SHOULD

[9:40 PM]
Bdonski:
uGuu~
ive been a bad boy...

Bdonski: UwU

Bdonski: lol
Bdonski: we can never sleep together
Bdonski: you like light
Bdonski: and noise

Bdonski: she doesnt love me
Bdonski: she dpesmt eeven like anime
Bdonski: we have nothing in comon

Bdonski: hey
Bdonski: HEY
Bdonski: wanna be my valentine?
Bdonski: i gave you my heart
Bdonski: dont throw it away

Bdonski: youre making my life very difficult
Bdonski: after 1 hour of being valentines
Bdonski: how am i going to survive the next 23

Bdonski: no one friend zones me
Bdonski: ever

Bdonski: i want
Bdonski: an android you
Bdonski: that i can abuse
Bdonski: as hard as i want

Bdonski: omg
YOU SNEEZEd
aLL OVER ME
WENCH

Bdonski: dont
argue with me
you're going to drive me
to coffeee

Bdonski: you know
i love you
right
i abuse you because of love
thats why
i have to hit you

[9:10 PM]
Bdonski:
let us coordinate a domestic partnership for mutual tax benefits

[12:51 AM]
Bdonski:
i like kissing my cat on the forehead

Bdonski:
when you meet my mom
im going to introduce you as the ho
that kicked you off your netflix account