failsnail
Mark   Netherlands
 
 
"don't game this game"
- random russian 15-1-2017

"ur land is suck"
-other random russian 31-3-2018

You awake in a cold sweat. The grim reaper is hovering above you. He leans in and whispers in your ear “It is your time mortal” Shocked you know what you must do. You look him directly in the skull

“Do I have ligma?”

Confused he falls right in the trap

“What’s ligma?”

Lightning jolts from your eyes as the power of god himself courses through your veins. You merely whisper but as the words leave your mouth they transform into a sonic boom

“Ligma balls bitch”

The reaper that once floated in front of you is nothing but a pile of ashes. You have defeated death himself. Your body transformed into a being of pure energy, immortal you retreat to the heavens and play fortnite until the heat death of the universe. You are god.

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DK May 7 @ 12:08pm 
Is dit de enige echte Markie boy?
DBroken Sep 6, 2018 @ 12:04pm 
cheating his♥♥♥♥
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Gerben Jul 31, 2018 @ 1:21pm 
Sidey, i think inferno and cobblestone need to go. In these maps chickens are killed recklessly and without remorse. Chat keeps shouting 'PETA' but no action is taken. I think we need to take them out of the competitive map pool to put a stop to this slaughter and show we are serious.
Gerben Dec 15, 2017 @ 4:06pm 
dont listen to tycoo.... i'd definitely -rep him

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
✪ Tyco Dec 15, 2017 @ 3:18pm 
+rep good and frienmdly in csgo for a change ;)