((RATED M FOR MATURE))

I'm Irish.... Sort of.... It's kind of complicated....
I like soft boiled eggs,cocaine,hand guns,♥♥♥♥♥♥ and whisky. I enjoy long walks on the beach in my Pikachu flip flops while wearing my bright pink Speedo on a beautiful summer day reminiscing about the dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I bumped uglies with and the STI's I picked up along the way. I also have an unhealthy infatuation with Nicholas Cage,Pogs,Limburger cheese,Honey Badgers and Jocelyn Wildenstein's fantabulous face.


(P.S.). To the contrary of what you might believe i’m a classy cultured gentlemen once you get to know me..