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watashi wa born ready desu





Jesus RIPPED the bread apart with his BARE HANDS and THREW it at his disciples like a FOOTBALL. “These are my righteous ABS, PECS, BICEPS, and GLUTES. I give them up to you, BROS….. no ♥♥♥♥ though


meat
from the street
sounds like a fun treat

i'm a poet




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Everything has an END

Nur die Wurst hat ZWEI




If anyone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill'em right back!





A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse