Embrace elitism. Crave power. CEO Mindset. You are the new god-queen of this land, your limits boundless. Strive for your next breath. Believe that with it you can do more than with the last one. Elements bend to your whim, and so too will the markets. Wake up early. Invest. Never be too sad to jerk off. Move money on an astronomical scale. Financial engineer. Have a ten year plan. Beat and humiliate Lady Fortune into submission. Feign virtue, no matter what demons you hide.

How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food. Purgatory of fries. Hamburger abyss.

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster

Lord, Thou didst suffer more for me / Than all the hosts of land and sea

So let me render back again / This millionth of Thy gift. Amen.

Give me chastity and temperance—but not yet!