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"...At 06:00 GMT, all radioactivity in Chernobyl's exclusion zone died of a heart attack, and consquently the area is now habitable once more. We never knew that radiation could have a heart, but apparently it does, and an autopsy of it will be carried out in two hours. And now I'll open up this conference to your questions."

"Marbleen Hippotoloum, TV Times. Why is one of your arms a mile long?"

"The length of my arm is irrelevant at this time."

"Xavier Bengangle, Amiga Power. Has your arm always been that long?"

"As I just said, that is completely irrelevant, but if you must know it is only intermittently very long."

"Christopher Krakatoa, Usbourne Guide To The Future. Is it only intermittently long due to some kind of allergy?"

"Look, I do not appreciate all these questions about my arm. But yes, it is most likely due to an allergy, but what kind I am not sure. I'm having tests done tomorrow."