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greatest moment of my life:

2:57 AM - TINY PLASTIC JESUS: pug
2:57 AM - Pugpants: yes sweetums
2:57 AM - TINY PLASTIC JESUS: i did it for long now its your turn
2:57 AM - Pugpants: did what
2:57 AM - TINY PLASTIC JESUS: the passing of the elton jhon
2:57 AM - Pugpants: OH MY GOODNESS
2:57 AM - TINY PLASTIC JESUS: i have born an elton john v3
2:58 AM - Pugpants: this is the greatest day of my life


stupid unfunny chats from my past:
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Sandman: HOW FANCEH
Cowabanga: INDEED
Sandman: I WILL NAME MY CHILD THAT
Sandman: AND MY CHILDS CHILD WILL BE NAMED POOTIS JR.
Sandman: THEN POOTIS TEH THIRD
Cowabanga: Pootis *insert Sandy's last name here*
Cowabanga: OH YES
Sandman: YES YES YES

9:47 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: Oh yea.
9:47 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: I ripped a guys heart out.
9:47 PM - Sandman: ...
9:47 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: And watch him bleed, and I smiled.
9:47 PM - Sandman: .___________________________.
9:47 PM - Sandman: uh
9:47 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: Do I win.
9:48 PM - Sandman: I might have to tell the police that
9:48 PM - Sandman: ...
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: But you killed a man.
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: Is what I did so different?
9:48 PM - Sandman: I did it in a video game...
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: Oh.
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: ♥♥♥♥.
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™: Well.
9:48 PM - Leo, Leonardo Luneó di Luca™ runs

6:53 PM - Christmasy-Like-Sandman: LOL I HAVE 69 FRIENDS ONLINE
6:53 PM - Christmasy-Like-Sandman: LOLOLOLOLOL
6:53 PM - Longcat.: LOL

Christmasy-Like-Sandman: LOL MY STEAM RATING IS 6.9
Christmasy-Like-Sandman: LOLOLOLOL
♋ carcinoGeneticist: LOLOOL
♋ carcinoGeneticist: SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNNY SANDMAN
Christmasy-Like-Sandman: LOOOLOL

5:33 PM - Sandman: no
5:33 PM - Sandman: its probably poisened
5:33 PM - Sandman: POISENED WITH
5:33 PM - Sandman puts on sunglasses
5:33 PM - Longcat.: ll
5:33 PM - Sandman: CALORIES
5:33 PM - Longcat.: LOL
5:33 PM - Sandman: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

1:45 PM - Teräs Makkara [FIN]: depends on what you do in them
1:46 PM - Teräs Makkara [FIN]: one time beyond my control
1:46 PM - Teräs Makkara [FIN]: i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a plant in the end
1:46 PM - Sandman: LOL

2:53 PM - Sandman: this kid at my school looks like a billy goat
2:53 PM - Nuggets: wat.

Sandy has a new PC: what would happen if Apple bought McDonalds?
Longcat.: THEY WOULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SELL APPLESAUCE.
Sandy has a new PC: That was a total win
Sandy has a new PC: I just
Sandy has a new PC: wow
Sandy has a new PC: I am so blown away
Sandy has a new PC: That was so clever
Longcat.: oh yes.
Sandy has a new PC: I seem sarcastic but I really am shocked
Longcat.: Sarcastic shockness.
Longcat.: So shocked it's sarcastic.
Sandy has a new PC: McDonalds apple slices would make sense
Sandy has a new PC: McAppleslicesmmmcaloriesinfruit
Longcat.: Great job.
Sandy has a new PC: Instead of caramel they have concentrated grease!
Sandy has a new PC: heh
Longcat.: Be a lad and slap that somewhere like your profile or your friends or mine.
Sandy has a new PC: You can slap yourself, and you can slap your friends, but you cant slap your friends self.
Longcat.: Can you slap your self's friends?
Sandy has a new PC: of course
Sandy has a new PC: Just not the other way around
Sandy has a new PC: then you'll cause a paradox
Sandy has a new PC: and we don't want that.
Longcat.: Good thinking.