Noodles are metaphysical constructs created by The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ That Came Before. We are all noodles and yet noodles are not us...they are food. We are not food. Yet we are noodles. Not all of us are noodles. Only the Neatest and Yeetest of us are noodles. But only if chosen by the noodles, the ones that aren't food. Because you don't just eat the noodle. You are the noodle. And so the reverse, upside-down, backwards, triple, helix, hexagonal Circle of Life goes on. Until we, the noodles, devour our own tails like the dragon of myth and become really long noodles. That is, until we touch the sun itself and become really spicy noodles. But not to eat. Because noodles aren't food. Except the noodles that are food. You can eat those. Just not the other ones. Those noodles aren't food. Cause those noodles are you and me. But only if you're neat and yeet. Like me. I'm a noodle. And this is my steam page. True noodles are welcome. I love you. I love you sweet noodle. But not in a gay way cause that's gay and gay is not noodle. Noodles are the best. Be noodle. Be free. Be noodle again. Be noodle a third time. Test your strength and be noodle a fourth time.

May the Noodle be with you my brother.




unless ur gay cuz thats not noodle you stinky gay boi