After a good game in rotmg, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great drops and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then spell bombed him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters

tinues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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you are just another one of those black lives matters background characters, you know, the ones who put BLM signs in their yard with another sign next to it that says "EVERY TIME YOU STEAL THIS SIGN I WILL DONATE ANOTHER $15 TO BLACK LIVES MATTER PORTLAND OREGON dog im a real live street ♥♥♥♥♥ from portland oregon that stay in the gym trust me homie if you knew what i was really capable of you would be wise to out your way to stay out my way if you think im kidding add me on facebook lets meet up and get to know each other ill turn you into my ♥♥♥♥♥ real fast and your monkey ass will see what 0 to 100 really looks like