:) My heart is HAPPY!

why

+rep crayon

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
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Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough. -- Alan Kay
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The world is made of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. This is a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong. There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Suprise. (The Truth)
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In Newark the laundromats are open 24 hours a day!
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But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
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I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life. -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
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Overboarding: Overcompensating for fears about the future by plunging headlong into a job or life-style seemingly unrelated to one's previous life interests: i.e., Amway sales, aerobics, the Republican party, a career in law, cults, McJobs.... -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"
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435 hrs, 1 vac, looks like a black peter griffin.

+rep fast trader and free bj