Mirai
Mirai   China
 
 
A video game fan.
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Angry Video Game Nerd
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Verse 1

He's gonna take you back to the past

To play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffallo take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd


Verse 2

When you turn on the TV

Make sure it's tuned to channel three

He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch

Although I've never seen him write anything down

He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth

Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time

They're horrible abominations of mankind

They make him so mad he can spit

or say cowabunga, Cowa-♥♥♥♥♥♥'-piece'a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


Verse 3

They rip you off and don't care one bit

But this nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?

They got a quick buck for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ****

The characters names are wrong.?Why's the password so long?

Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words

He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd

He's the Angry....
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
Commodore
3DO
Nintendo Nerd

He's The Angry Video Game Nerd
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《生化危机7》愿意创新和变革是好事,第一人称视角加强了不少代入感和恐怖感,剧情从模糊到层层深入后逐渐明晰也很有意思,战斗系统加入格挡可以有更多选择,在枪械武器方面,游戏本体枪械有M1911,Glock17,PP-19,.44马格南手枪,榴弹发射器,双管猎枪,以及经典的伊萨卡M37等(这次《生化危机7》终于改进了系列里霰弹枪换弹动作——换弹动作里上几颗子弹就只上几颗,笑),射击手感让人觉得还凑合,从Not A Hero的剧情DLC介绍来看,新章节会有新武器可以使用了,不过《生化危机7》本体内容的敌人种类太少算是个比较大的遗憾,同时单人流程也是不是特别长,但好在还有剧情DLC和新模式DLC可以补充下(卡普空:不充钱你想玩完整吗?)希望DLC内容能加点新敌人种类和新地图,而不是重走老地图。

总体来说,本作是个革新同时偏试水的作品,在剧情和前作没有直接联系的情况下确实会让部分老玩家觉得失望,但变革的同时同时会有阵痛的不是吗,如果7代销量达到卡普空预期,续作加强第一人称表现的同时加入更多经典角色也不是不可能。现在还是先等剧情DLC发布再完善7代整体剧情再进一步评价吧。对于吹和黑的2种极端评价我也只能说【不偏不倚,保持理性,看准优点,不无视缺点,对之后的续作充满信心,希望这个系列走的更远更好,作为一个老玩家,我想说的仅此而已】
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