"-Rampage Helpline, you're speaking with Seven-"

Rampage Helpline™

This is the Rampage Hotline, how can I assist you?
-are you planning on Survival? or going to work the push-through?
Then Planning is a must, have you thought of your Distractions?
Diverting their attention while you work your Combat Actions?

Are you running Solo? Or building a Crew or Team?
We have .pdf's available for all aspects of a Rampage-
You can buy them by the file or get a Package for your scheme,
and work to forge the path to your Gig on the Worlds' Stage.

This is the Rampage Hotline, how may I assist you?
Pardon? You have issues with procurement of Weaponry?
Let me pull up my List of Contacts, see what we can do-
To get you on your feet, and on track for your [REDACTED] spree.

Are you Targeting a place?, or just working some Destruction?
We have charts for both in Planning, in our armed and armoured Server,
Short Courses are available if amenable to instruction,
so your Malice Aforethought resonates in sync with Righteous Fervour.

Oh, so you're looking for a discount from the Local Station?
We have a list of...tasks that could assist you with that-
Our Risk-versus-Reward Team can assist with a - Donation?
'course you'll need to sign a Contract and be willing to do Combat.

[Note: Services are provided by Rampage International™
a LLC within the Syndicate of Shifting Sizes™-
No Right of Replevin, whether perceived, known, or actual-
Under the Corporate Brolly of Entropic Enterprises™.]