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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 11:05am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 11:30am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 8:19am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 10:56am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 6:33pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 11:11am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 5:35pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 5:50pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 3:34am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 3:56am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 4:18am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 4:40am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 7:47am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 8:58am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:06pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 4:06am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 4:31am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 4:46am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 5:25am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Apr 14, 2020 @ 5:29am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 11:13am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 9:09am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 3:52am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 8:01am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 7:49pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 8:18pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2020 @ 9:16pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.