Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. He didn't even say "no ♥♥♥♥," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and when I piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing against them. Like dude, my ♥♥♥♥ is out. Show some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥

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