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it works

shhh

What was that

RARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hunter ... blarghhh get him off me .BOOM BOOM BOOM. dead hunter

prepare to become the most paranoid youve ever been in your entire life

love this game

Carnage absolute Carnage

prop hunt, TTT, free roam , stop it slender , hide and seek just a few of the games inside garys mod you can procrasinate with

a must have in any pc gamers library

I used to have this game for the ps2 and spent many a hour just chucking the guy through the windscreen

Its a shame there is no multiplayer online for this and just local area. But if you really do want to race some people install tunggle and it will allow you to race your friends. great times.

DIVE ... kick

repeat 700 times untill you still cant bea t the boss and end up DIVE KICKING your pc

The origional left for dead

You leave your team behind and you get raped by aliens

This game is brilliant, teamwork is key here if and someone tries to run off ahead all of the aliens that were going to come out on you guys as a team; are now going to gang up on the one guy who ran off thus getting himself killed and thus making it harder for the others to survive.

Unfortunatly there is no friendly fire OFF mode so youll find yourself taking more damage from friendlies then actual aliens. but hey its a fun game anyways

i think i paid about a pound for this game.

buyers remorse kicks in.

if you think this is going to be like sniper elite then you are wrong. do not think that because it has bullet cam its going to be like it.

the sniper holds his breath as though hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asthmatic darthvader with parkinsons.

you cant hit a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing with your silenced pistol. Litrally you would have better accuracy if you threw it at some ♥♥♥♥.

the only way you could shoot someone with this is if you actually inserted the barrel into someones orifice and pulled the trigger and even then it might be a risky move that might alert other enemies.

THIS IS A PROPPER SHONKY GAME. DO NOT PURCHASE

its a great game.

especially for free.

if you come into this game thinking that all your

call of duty/medal of honour/halo/battlefield. skills will transfer across ........... you are too wrong.

this is a game on its own level. also.

HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.HATS.

imagine N+ with grappling hooks and racing against the clock as the screen closes in in good old fasioned bomberman "HURRY UP" time while doing some Mirrors edge walljumping.

crazy crazy ♥♥♥♥

Ever wanted to perform open heart surgery with the shakeyness of Michael J Fox off a 3 day herioin comedown.

Well now you can. This game is hilariously funny just because of the sheer amount of hand/eye co-ordination required to even pick a hammer up whislt the layout of the buttons doesnt help.

let someone who doesnt play pc games a go of this and brace yourself for pant wettingly funny gameplay.