Never a good idea to sleep with a family member. But I know my son masturbates to my pictures. I kiss him on the lips as a sort of “meet in the middle”. He’s happy he gets to smooch me everyday and I’m happy I’m not letting my baby go back inside me.

woah

this guy lives in my walls. quite a polite guest i'd say

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... she walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with you forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

signed by me, lets play csgo

wtf does signed by me lets play csgo even mean? i see it everywhere. is it just some kinda scam like the old phishers used to make a random comment then add as a friend or something?